1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinetexample number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children
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STFU ABOUT THE MOVIE YOU’RE ABOUT A YEAR LATE
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Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
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People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
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For Heaven’s Sake-Wu Tang Clan
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This just happened.
